Big Damn Heroes

My Dad and I Talking About Stress Revolving Around My Trip

Dad: ... Yeah, so if you take this pill it will help you out with your stress and whatnot... blah blah blah stuff about herbs blah blah blah enzymes blah blah blah.
Me: Yeah, okay, fine, let me have it.
Dad: I've been trying to get your mom to use some of it because she's getting stressed out about this trip and all.
Me: Yeah, no shit.
Dad: Oh, you've noticed?
Me: A blind, deaf, comatose patient could feel her stress.
Me: *Thinks that she's played way too much SWTOR to have lines memorized enough to slightly alter them in everyday use*